Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster

A Cookbook by Patrick R. F. Blakley, who knew?!

Learn about cooking, kinda. Cooking with a toaster gets interesting!

If you did already know then congratulations on knowing! This is the first “cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley and it revolves around a toaster of course! Many of these dishes can ONLY be found in this cookbook, and the unique approach to cooking these uncommon recipes as well is entirely exclusive to this book. There’s way more than meets the eye in this mediocrely sought-after cookbook, the best-selling cookbook with a toaster and an asterisk on the cover! It doesn’t get much better than that! But you should only judge it by the cover a little bit. With 206 pages of fantastic kitchen goodness, you’ll wish you bought two copies! Go see the book’s website to read more about it. You can even get customized or specialized toast delivered straight to your door by going to ATwoSlotToaster.com and printing out the mail-in order form! So go tell your friends! You Won’t!


Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster

(*If you can call it that.)

A “Cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley


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Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster is a cookbook written by Patrick R. F. Blakley that explores some very creative recipes utilizing a two slot toaster. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be required to pass a three-part certification course on the use of your two slot electric pop-up toaster in conjunction with a general understanding of your home’s HVAC-R system, and you may even cook breakfast!

Using this cookbook as a guide you can learn to prepare dishes such as Toast, Burnt Toast, Buttered Toast, and Buttered Toast with Jelly! You can also learn to prepare some more unique dishes exclusive to this cookbook such as Hot Air, Room Temperature Air, and Regular Bread! What more could you want?! Well, there’s probably some more, so crack open this handy companion and do leave home without it (so you don’t accidentally lose it). This cookbook is worth at least twice what you’re willing to pay! Bone apple tea!


Other publications by Patrick R. F. Blakley:

Drummy Drum, Drummond NovelQuadratics, User ManualInfo Packet, Drumline Warmups, Pit Warmups, Drumset Warmups, and Articles.