A Comedy Cookbook by Patrick R. F. Blakley, who knew?!
Learn about cooking, kinda. Cooking with a toaster gets interesting!
If you did already know then congratulations on knowing! This is the first comedy “cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley and it revolves around a toaster of course! Many of these dishes can ONLY be found in this cookbook, and the unique approach to cooking these uncommon recipes is also entirely exclusive to this book. There’s way more than meets the eye in this slightly sought-after cookbook, the best-selling cookbook with a toaster and a giant asterisk on the cover! It doesn’t get much better than that! But you should only judge it by the cover a little bit. With 208 pages of fantastic kitchen-y goodness, you’ll wish you bought three copies! Go see the book’s website to read more about it. You can probably even get customized or specialized toast delivered straight to your door by going to ATwoSlotToaster.com and printing out the mail-in order form! So go tell all your friends and the two of you can read it together! If you’d like an autographed copy just click here and that crazy dream will come true!
NEW: Listen to a Deep Dive summary of the original cookbook here!
NEW: Listen to a Deep Dive summary of the two combined cookbooks here!
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Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster
(*If you can call it that.)
A “Cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley
Don’t forget that you can get toast delivered from ATwoSlotToaster.com
For your cooking convenience, all books are also sold in person and all forms of payment are accepted (including credit/debit cards).
Oh, look, he made another one with the help of his friend! The Lost Recipes is the long-awaited (or possibly completely unexpected) sequel to the first comedy cookbook. This book is also 208 pages, and this time we’re diving into the forgotten, misplaced, and questionably inspired dishes that history left behind—probably for a reason. Packed with hilarious storytelling, absurd culinary adventures, and recipes that may or may not improve your cooking skills, The Lost Recipes is almost perfect for food lovers, definitely perfect for comedy fans, and even perfecter for anyone who enjoys a good laugh in the kitchen. Grab a copy and rediscover the meals that time tried to erase! If you’d like an autographed copy of the Lost Recipes cookbook, click here and see what happens!
The Lost Recipes
(From Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster, if you can call it that)
A sequel by Patrick R. F. Blakley and Patrick Gannon
Don’t forget that you can get toast delivered from ATwoSlotToaster.com
For your cooking convenience, all books are also sold in person and all forms of payment are accepted (including credit/debit cards).
Other publications by Patrick R. F. Blakley:
Drummy Drum, Drummond Novel, Quadratics, User Manual, Info Packet, Drumline Warmups, Pit Warmups, Drumset Warmups, and Articles.