A Cookbook by Patrick R. F. Blakley, who knew?!

Learn about cooking, kinda. Cooking with a toaster gets interesting!

If you did already know then congratulations on knowing! This is the first “cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley and it revolves around a toaster of course! Many of these dishes can ONLY be found in this cookbook, and the unique approach to cooking these uncommon recipes is also entirely exclusive to this book. There’s way more than meets the eye in this slightly sought-after cookbook, the best-selling cookbook with a toaster and a giant asterisk on the cover! It doesn’t get much better than that! But you should only judge it by the cover a little bit. With 208 pages of fantastic kitcheney goodness, you’ll wish you bought three copies! Go see the book’s website to read more about it. You can probably even get customized or specialized toast delivered straight to your door by going to ATwoSlotToaster.com and printing out the mail-in order form! So go tell all your friends and the two of you can read it together! If you’d like an autographed copy just click here and that crazy dream will come true!

Preview

**Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster**

(*If you can call it that.)

A “Cookbook” by Patrick R. F. Blakley

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Full audiobook is available here for free! Cook your toaster meals in the kitchen with a convenient hands-free audiobook experience!

For your cooking convenience, all books are also sold in person and all forms of payment are accepted (including credit/debit cards).

If you’d prefer to watch the audiobook in a video format you can do that for free too! Click here!

Cooking* With A Two Slot Toaster is a “cookbook” written by Patrick R. F. Blakley that explores some very creative recipes utilizing a two slot toaster. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be required to pass a three-part certification course on the use of your two slot electric pop-up toaster in conjunction with a general understanding of your home’s HVAC-R system, and you may even cook breakfast!

Using this “cookbook” as a guide you can learn to prepare dishes such as Toast, Burnt Toast, Buttered Toast, and Buttered Toast with Jelly! You can also learn to prepare some more unique dishes exclusive to this cookbook such as Hot Air, Room Temperature Air, and Regular Bread! What more could you want?! Well, there’s probably some more, so crack open this handy companion and do leave home without it (so you don’t accidentally lose it). This book is worth at least twice what you’re willing to pay! Bone apple tea!

Other publications by Patrick R. F. Blakley:

Drummy Drum, Drummond Novel, Quadratics, U ser Manual, Info Packet, Drumline Warmups, Pit Warmups, Drumset Warmups, and Articles.